Jury Duty

Hello from Jury Duty. Everyone is watching The View after having just listened to a woman with the most annoying voice in history explain to us that there were many places to eat on Figueroa Street (but you have to drive there, she kept saying) and arguing with some carpet-clawing ex-rebel jerk who said it was wrong to force people do to things like jury service and compared our cushy, magazine-laden room to Gitmo.

Anyways I taped her in Garageband and this is what she sounds like. It gets really abrasive after a while.

Update: Kirk Cameron is on The View talking about Jeebus and how he’s part of “The ultimate statistic: 10 out of 10 people die.” He also has SIX children.