John McCain gets himself a younger woman for his 72nd birthday!

Sarah Palin, the Harriet Miers of vice-presidential candidates, said today that she was the next step in Hillary’s 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling. If she means taking all the shards of glass and then using them to bleed the women’s movement back 50 years, then yes, she is!

I’m (duh of the century) not a woman, but if I was I’d be offended that in weird-grandpalike oversimplification, John McCain thinks that if you throw any ol’ pair of tits at Hillary supporters, they’ll cast their principles to the wind and vote Republican.

John McCain chose a symbol, Barack Obama chose a leader.